Heart beats fast like a tiny machine.


Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

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Jenny Morgan. Merging the Doppelgänger, 2013, oil on canvas


Jenny MorganMerging the Doppelgänger, 2013, oil on canvas

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A gecko, asking itself some important questions.

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do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

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Memo pads are here!

3.75” x 3.75” creature memo pads (50 sheets)

2 versions so you can choose to write on the forehead or the brain.

Available on storenvy!

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Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

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A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities

Homosexual:sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
Heterosexual:an undying lust for Macklemore.
Asexual:attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
Pansexual:a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
Polysexual:sexual attraction to polygons.
Bisexual:Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
Demisexual:Never ending love of demi lovato
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i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck

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