Heart beats fast like a tiny machine.

relentlessfew:

omg this kid is a genius. 

(Source: wheniwasyourman)

— 13 hours ago with 238891 notes

getsby:

"ur bra strap is showing" u say

children begin to scream

tears r streaming down my face

my parents disown me and sell me to a shady, moustached man for three goats

no one can ever kno i wear a bra

(via amndrea)

— 1 day ago with 512019 notes

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.

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— 2 days ago with 135372 notes
firelorcl:

vortexanomaly:

the crumb

this is the most intense photo i’ve ever seen

firelorcl:

vortexanomaly:

the crumb

this is the most intense photo i’ve ever seen

(Source: nickholmes, via afternoonsnoozebutton)

— 2 days ago with 377880 notes
wisteriafield:


i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

wisteriafield:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

(Source: tinylobelia, via hulkbusta)

— 2 days ago with 449715 notes

princeowl:

really sick of seeing so much hate directed towards the police on here. look, we get it, you prefer sting’s solo work, i like it too alright? that doesnt mean ‘every little thing she does is magic’ and ‘can’t stand losing you’ arent awesome jams. ‘roxanne’ and ‘don’t stand so close to me’ are classic, don’t even get me started on ‘spirits in the material world’. just stop ok? 

(via relentlessfew)

— 2 days ago with 49378 notes

deemmyspiritfled:

magwyn:

*talks about u behind ur back but in a supportive way about how cool u are and how much i love u*

satsumalabeckysu
deemmyspiritfled

(Source: slimewytch)

— 2 days ago with 136584 notes

cyberho:

LIKE I’M TELLING YOU THIS SHIT CRACKS ME UP TO THE MAX I’VE GOT NO WORDS 

(via afternoonsnoozebutton)

— 3 days ago with 4702 notes

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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— 3 days ago with 671181 notes

amndrea:

i would like to see bon iver in concert 

that would be cool

— 3 days ago with 4 notes