Heart beats fast like a tiny machine.

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

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— 22 hours ago with 27292 notes
deadsymmetry:

Jenny Morgan. Merging the Doppelgänger, 2013, oil on canvas

deadsymmetry:

Jenny MorganMerging the Doppelgänger, 2013, oil on canvas

(Source: nearlya)

— 3 days ago with 597 notes

maruti-bitamin:

A gecko, asking itself some important questions.

— 1 week ago with 1175 notes

desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

(Source: hitchups, via hellaisabella)

— 1 week ago with 761663 notes

maruti-bitamin:

Memo pads are here!

3.75” x 3.75” creature memo pads (50 sheets)

2 versions so you can choose to write on the forehead or the brain.

Available on storenvy!

(via maruti-bitamin)

— 2 weeks ago with 1906 notes

alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

(via binxisawesome)

— 2 weeks ago with 267529 notes

A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities

Homosexual:sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
Heterosexual:an undying lust for Macklemore.
Asexual:attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
Pansexual:a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
Polysexual:sexual attraction to polygons.
Bisexual:Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
Demisexual:Never ending love of demi lovato
— 2 weeks ago with 41788 notes

lordoftheinternet:

i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck

(via josephledger-)

— 2 weeks ago with 363227 notes