Heart beats fast like a tiny machine.

lanadelreypun asked: Photoshop me like one of your French sloths


Answer:

omgslothsinspace:

— 1 day ago with 200 notes
anabbyaday:

And Judas told the priests and the Pharisees, “The man who I kiss on the cheek is the one you seek.”To which they replied, “Gay.”

anabbyaday:

And Judas told the priests and the Pharisees, “The man who I kiss on the cheek is the one you seek.”
To which they replied, “Gay.”

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— 2 days ago with 13076 notes

achievementhunterislife:

Sometimes I’m Finn, other times I’m Jake.

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— 1 week ago with 187421 notes
me n my ogre bf

bellpincher:

me: babe come over

bf: i can’t theres fucking ropes all over the place

me: my parents are out

bf: image

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— 1 week ago with 30036 notes